A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer….

I was in Woolworths buying a large bag of Lucky Dog for my Labrador
Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Lucky Dog Diet again,
although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I’d lost 20 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Lucky Dog nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I’d been poisoned and was that why I was in the
hospital.

I said no…..I’d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.