I was just thinking in my tired state that Alec Baldwin needs to head down to his local mobile phone dealership and buy a mobile since he obviously doesn’t have one at present judging by his rant to his daughter:

“Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone”

Now if he only had the mobile then it would be so much easier for him to be able to contact her or perhaps he could just SMS.

I would have suggested him shopping for one online but there is some doubt whether he owns a computer either